Account Status: Canceled

Yep.

I'm fucking sick of playing, raiding 25-mans and just logging on. I have many reasons to do that. Other than exams, fucking schoolgirls and other intellectual activities such as discussing logic, high philosophy and fine arts at 3am, there's some related issues with the game that ultimately made me feel like saying "fuck this shit, I'm out, you all suck".

Here are my reasons for ending this shit.

The lack of tangible rewards for completing challenges.

Newsflash dipshits: 10 useless points and a mount/title is NOT a reward. A 10% increase in flying speed (HOLY SHIT: I can get to Ulduar 10% FASTER than the rest of my raid, that'll show them!) and a string of text to display above my head is NOT a reward.

A reward is something like Ulduar hardmodes - BiS loot.

However, Blizzard decided to completely clusterfuck the entire hardmode system.
What was the fucking point in learning Mimiron hardmode in Naxx gear when he'd get wave after wave of trivializing nerfs (except that Leviathan fix in p4), the last of which made him SO retardedly easy, 25 US guilds did Heroic Firefighter on nerf day and even the worst players in my guild got Glory of the Ulduar Raider?
What's the point in learning Orbituary on day 1 when it gets buffed to the point it requires gear, rather than SKILL, to defeat; only to get nerfed to a trivializing state that Conquerors of Ulduar can get FL with Orbituary done?
What's the point in doing 2-minute Hodir10, when it gets buffed to 3 minutes (when we did him 2.5 minutes as well) and any braindead scrub with the ability to WASD out of a blue circle on the ground can find that cache was rare?
What's the point in completing ANY challenge in the game, assuming it's not bugged or overtuned to the point of mathematical impossibility, when any braindead scrubmonkey with IQ of a tapeworm will do the same shit in a trivial form and will have the same bragging rights as I do?

This is not fun. I don't want the value of my feats diminished because the marketing department of Activision can't buy a third yacht or Mike Morhaime needing another harem full of preteen sluts.

The complete clusterfuck that is the Hunter class.

Ammo removal? Not in patch 3.1 OR patch 3.2 for that matter.
Trap Launcher? Same.
Hunters not being last in 3v3/5v5 arena representation? Fuck if I care, I don't do that shit anyway. If I wanted to do PvP I'd probably play a more serious game. Still fucked up.
Having to pay gold to autoattack? Since release.
Having to spend more gold than the main tank on raids while having to pay for all other raid apparel as everyone else? Sure.
Having our talent trees SO FUBAR the main DPS spec changes every single fucking patch? Check.
Having completely buried both BM AND SV trees in 2 patches (I'm talking about 3.2, retards) so that MM is the only viable DPS spec, thus completing the circle of disaster? Check.

Oh yeah, ExS. Is it a physical skill or a magic skill? Make up your fucking minds assholes, no one should gem for spell penetration to succeed in arenas.

Let's not forget our pisspoor GCD management. Well played, having so many skills not have a cooldown which divides 1.5. Yeah, I fucking LOVE losing valuable seconds in which I could FUCKING SHOOT AN ARROW when you fucks can't sort your own shit out.

And then there's the idiotic agenda of IGNORING valuable feedback from smart players. Listen, scrubheads, now much time did it take you to implement the auto/steady unlinking mechanism? A year? It was fucking obvious to ANYONE that this is the main problem with hunters in classic and TBC, yet you morons ignored the entire issue. Oh and shouldn't I mention that when it was finally implemented, we had to tick off an important interface preference for PvPers in order for it to work? Awesome QA right there, can I join you guys?

But no, rogues got buffed to the point they faceroll every single fucking Ulduar encounter where I have to move a single yard. 'sup, does Activision CEO's 5-year-old girl play a rogue?

The overall ease of the game

I'm a classic veteran. I've been there and seen it all. Some things were easy. Some things were hard.

But.

I've never seen something easy and facerollable as T7 instances. Our mediocre guild cleared all wotlk content on 2nd reset (as I predicted earlier) in 4 nights. We were farming everything since 4th reset and we're fucking mediocre, this is light years from Ensidia's league.

Why you asswipes needed to cater to the bottom 5% of the population is beyond me.

Shit content incoming that will trivialize the game in ways I thought impossible

What? THE? FUCK? Heroic-facerolling scrubs being able to get full tier 9? EoC from naxx10? Skipping two tiers of raid progression so the keyboard dribblers can get to CC, faceroll it and get ilvl 258 loot?

So this is the "secret" raid of 3.2.

A 2-room no-trash "coliseum" with generic skinned bosses, not one but TWO Jormungar (Holy shit, Icemaw Cavern was just a setback!), twin bosses where you have to switch tanks and DPS (I saw this before, just can't put my finger on it...) and a recycled boss who pulled a reverse Kael'Thas with some ice on his shoulders. Which summons adds similarly to a crypt lord from Wc3. I'm shivering with fear now.

Oh and let's not forget that Confessor bullshit. Wow, she summons memories of bosses you fought before. AMAZING. Heroic hogger, WOW! I bet the droolmonkeys are pissing themselves with joy now.

Fuck you Activision, burn in hell.

Oh and...

FUCK YOU GHOSTCRAWLER.

YOU ARE THE WORST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO THE GAME.DEVELOPER FEEDBACK MY ASS WHEN YOU WRITE WALLS OF TEXT AND SAY ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. MORE THAN THAT, WHEN PEOPLE START EXPRESSING THEIR DISAPPOINTMENT IN A WAY THAT DOESN'T START WITH "PLEASE, SIR, I'D LIKE SOME MORE" YOU COME WITH YOUR ARROGANT SHIT-EATING TONE AND TELL THEM THEY'RE NOT HELPING THE DISCUSSION.

I HOLD YOU PERSONALLY RESPONSIBLE TO THE CLUSTERFUCK THAT IS THE DEATH KNIGHT CLASS. GOOD DESIGN RIGHT THERE FUCKWAD, THEY HAD TO GET NERFED 3 PATCHES AND SEVERAL HOTFIXES TO REACH A REMOTELY BALANCED STATE BECAUSE OF THE SYSTEM YOU DESIGNED.

YOU KNOW WHAT, DIE IN A FIRE YOU PIECE OF SHIT COCKSUCKING FAGGOT. YOU'RE NOT WHAT MADE WOW, TIGOLE/FUROR/KALGAN ARE. YOU'RE JUST A MARINE BIOLOGIST WHO SHOULD'VE STAYED IN HIS FUCKING AQUARIUM WATCHING LOBSTERS FUCK.

You all suck, fuck this game.