Saturday, February 28, 2009

Dear GC

You are an idiot.

Let me elaborate.

Consider the latest gem of yours.

Yes, we did nerf the damage of Explosive Shot a little more. After many of the changes to locks, DKs, warriors and the rest, we felt SV hunters were too high.

So that's how you based the BM nerf which made the tree unusable for a month. Because you felt it was doing too much damage and you had to completely destroy it. Right? Well, people with IQ > room temperature base their decisions on logic and statistics. Is it really this hard to create a 25-man raid simulation of raidbuffed players and see how they do under identical conditions?

Or is it the ever-beloved "we can't be arsed with this yet so we won't deliver this to 3.1" excuse which you morons pulled on ammo removal and Trap Launcher. (BTW thanks for the 50% nerf to LnL proc rate, SV hunters everywhere appreciate it)

MM may still be a little too low. BM seems on target at the moment, but we had a few bugs in new pet abilities especially that was making it hard to get accurate numbers.

  1. MM is where it always is. In the shithole because you obviously can't balance DPS around hard-hitting shots (as opposed to pet damage or procs) . How about you make Piercing Shots work, as in do more than sub-100 ticks?
  2. Bullshit. You just added flat 40% to the scaling component of Wild Hunt without ever considering what this will do. Neither did you remember lessons of the past that it was scaling and TBW/readiness what made BM do 6.4k DPS pre-3.0.8.
So not only is adding a scaling component as a pet talent is completely retarded, the lovable cheap-ass bail out of a flat pet +damage% is seriously overdone. Get something new.

I'm not sure what you mean about Survival compexity. Are you talking about the shots themselves or the organization of the tree? I think some players are still thinking they are supposed to trap dance in PvE.


I'm sorry.

Are you completely retarded?


Really now. Isn't it obvious that SV has the most complex rotation period EoD? I'm actually in a state of shock a game developer says this bullshit because it's on an unfathomable level of retardation.

I don't recall BM/MM has to watch a proc on a 2 PPM rule. In fact, MM doesn't even require you to refresh sting; wow, 3 instants one of which refreshes sting. Fucking hard.

Not that watching LnL procs is hard (I don't use any mod for this and I haven't clipped ExS ticks in ages) but saying that you don't understand that just shows you clueless you are in hunter mechanics.

Oh and since sting does more damage than a steady shot, everyone will still use it, no matter how hard you push Black Arrow in. So SV has to watch for a 21s cooldown, a 30s cooldown, a 30s proc and the usual GCD management on/off LnL procs. Of course there's also aspect twisting if mana is a problem(?) and the other oh-so-fun parts of SV.

So to conclude, my dear friend GC.

GTFO of my WoW. You are clueless about hunter mechanics. Go play Hello Kitty Island Adventure.

I mean it.

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